Re-English (Yet Another Spelling Reform)

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Site	Re-English
Language	Re-English
Language Subtitle	Yet Another Spelling Reform
Year	2005
Translator	Will McGree
Introduction	This transliteration is based on English Received Pronunciation.
Verse 1	naU Dy hOl UYld had Uyn laNgUidZ and y komyn spItS.
Verse 2	az men mUvd IstwYd, DeI faUnd y pleIn in SaInA and setld Der.
Verse 3	DeI sed tU ItS yDY, "kym, lets meIk briks and beik Dem TyrylI." DeI jUzd brik insted ov stOn and tA Foo mootY.
Verse 4	Den DeI sed, "kym, let ys bild aUYselvz y sitI, wiD y taUY Dat rItSiz tU Dy hevynz, sO Dat UI meI meIk y neIm Foo aUYselvz and not bI skatYd OvY Dy feIs ov Dy hOl YT."
Verse 5	byt Dy lood keIm daUn tU sI Dy sitI and Dy taUY Dat Dy men UY bildiN.
Verse 6	Dy lood sed, "if az Uyn pIpl spIkiN Dy seIm laNgUidZ DeI hav bIgyn tU dU Dis, Den nyTiN DeI plan tU dU Uil bI imposibl foo Dem.
Verse 7	kym, let ys gO daUn and konfjUz De laNguidZ sO DeI Uil not yndYstand ItS yDY."
Verse 8	sO Dy lood skatYd Dem from De OvY ool DI YT and DeI stopd bildiN Dy sitI.
Verse 9	Dat iz UaI it Uoz koold beIbl, bIkoz Dy lood skatYd Dem OvY Dy feIs ov Dy hOl YT.
Notes 1	Website not uploaded yet. It should be in place in a few weeks.
Submitted By	Will McGree
Date Submitted	Thursday, April 14, 2005
Date Edited	Thursday, April 14, 2005
Date To Headline	Friday, April 15, 2005

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