| Language | Idiotese |
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| Language Subtitle | 2003 |
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| Year | 2003 |
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| Translator | Stefan Lubbersen |
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| Introduction | It's a mix of the two English "Idiot" dialect spoken in the cartoons "I.M. Weasel" and "Sheep in the Big City." |
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| Verse 1 | Now the whole world are to be havink one language and one speechink thingy. |
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| Verse 2 | When the peoples are wentink to the easter bunny, they were to be findink a plain in the landinkness of Shinarlynessness. |
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| Verse 3 | And they are wering to be in the beink of the sayinkness to each other: "Letink me-you-two-are-to-be-also make bricks and bake 'm". They were usink the Kween-of-brickness insteadink of stoneslyness, and tar as cemendink. |
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| Verse 4 | Then they were beink to sayed: "Letink me-you-two-are-to-be-also are to be buildink a city, and a tower as high as heavennessnessness, so that we are canink to be of the makinkness of a namink for ourselves and we will not to be in the scatteredness over the whole world." |
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| Verse 5 | But God are to comink to down to the city to seeink the city and the tower that the peoples are maked. |
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| Verse 6 | God sayed: "If peoples with the same language are to be canink in the doink of this, then if they are wantink to be doink everythink they doink that if they are in the likinkness of that is not impossible-inkness." |
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| Verse 7 | Come, letink me-you-two-are-to-be-also to be goink down and messink-up their language, so that they will not be in the understandinkness of each other. |
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| Verse 8 | And God scatteredness them over the whole worldink, and they stopped with the buildink of the city. |
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| Verse 9 | And that are to be beink the reasonink why the city are to be callinkness of the name Babel - because God were in the doinkness of messink-up all the languageness in the world. God scatteredness the peoples from there all over the whole wu-u-u-rldinkness. |
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| Submitted By | Stefan Lubbersen |
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| Date Submitted | Sunday, July 20, 2003 |
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| Updated By | Stefan Lubbersen |
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| Date Edited | Saturday, June 12, 2004 |
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| Description Of Update | New e-mail address |
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| Date To Headline | Sunday, July 20, 2003 |
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